Next time I'll check my letter to Santa Claus

Santa brought me, a little ahead, a powerful virus that freely decided to make me spend Christmas with water and without chocolate. I try to electronically survive from my bed since 3 days, but in real life, I hardly reach my cat activity level, who really sleeps 18 hours a day ...

In this made in China virus documentation, it is written:

"Thank you choosing our virus Long Walk To Your Bed
Range 4/5 days, if cooperative, if not much more.
Big chance Bluetooth connection with immediate family members. Will be very happy.
Useless to resist
Important: Keep a basin near bed. "

I do not remember to have registered this virus in my letter to Santa ...

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